"Christopher gets so much into the roll as an Orc that he has grown an extra arm."

"Sorry lads, I brought everything with me except my brain".

"Jonathon shows Colen the correct way to open a bottle of Coke."

"Colen however maintains that this is the only 'competent' way do it".

"You round a corner in the deep dark dungeon and come face to face with .. this.."

"Another dragon.. er damsel in distress".